Sunday, 26 February 2012

Day 9 - I got the liquid diet blues!

I am not lying. For lunch, I took the leftover Kraft dinner, added some milk and blendered it until it was drinkable. Yep. I'm not proud but I wanted something remotely cheesy. It was nasty (but cheesy!)

I'm all done my foot-tasting antibiotic and just have to rinse with an extra strong mouthwash three times per day. I saw the OS two days ago. He gave me the bad news. Two more weeks with the splint and tight bands. Today, it was sinking in. No talking. No eating. I see why people go crazy. On the positive side, I did get to see a very cool xray of my new hardware. The OS was pleased with his handiwork and said that I have less swelling than most people at this stage but way more bruising. What can I say? I'm a colorful character.

The poor woman in the hospital bed next to me was there. She was decidedly puffy looking. She tried to smile and waved. I totally understood her expression.

You know what I did? I spent yesterday and today baking and cooking. I made muffins and brownies and bread...I even made homemade dog biscuits and chicken jerky. I had a bad moment when I went to lick off the icing spoon and realized a) I didn't have a tongue I could use and b) there was no way on earth that icing was getting in. So close...

My family is enjoying my domesticity. I was actually more depressed today than on day 5. Life just seems like one bad cup of soup after another. I did have a lukewarm cup of hot chocolate and that was pretty good.

One of my more frustrating experiences was my husband buying me a chocolate milkshake at McDonalds. I thought, "It's drinkable, right?" Wrong. It was too thick. I had to wait and wait for it to become room temperature before I could get it down. Not nearly as pleasant that way.

Wow. This post is really food obsessed.

I'm actually happy to announce that 8 pounds have disappeared. Yay! I obviously lack willpower and needed to be forcibly kept away from food. O cheese, real cheese, I miss you so!

2 comments:

  1. UGH the splint sounds awful! The surgeon told me he wouldn't use one on me and I'm hoping he sticks with that decision.

    Can you do pureed broccoli & cheese soup for cheese cravings?

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  2. I tried the broccoli and cheese soup. Not enough cheese. Too much broccoli. Sign.

    Craving of the week is now Kentucky Fried Chicken. I'm thinking it wouldn't be so good after going through a blender.

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